an online survival guide for clergy

In surviving online, the clergy face three challenges: 1) Maneuvering from the left (may come in the form of mind games; it's all relative/-istic) 2) Mind games from the right (may come in the form of maneuvering) 3) Mayhem from the faithful. There is no escaping these challenges. What, then, can be done? After years of study, research and experience, there may now be a solution. Research has discovered that these challenges may be solved by eating M&Ms (dark chocolate or peanut butter).